So in the spirit of a new year i wish to update my previous sad and tediious negativity,
I found some heavily diluted but clean sulphuric acid in the garage, and since I thought my reaction had gone to complete shit I figured "Let's mix this shit up, see what happens". You know, the fundamental theory behind all sound science.
So to that very suspicious 500 ml bottle of possibly amphetamine oil (or somethin) I've had standing in the fridge for a week was added ... well, enough weak-ass, water-polluted sulphuric acid to make it neutral. Slight clouding visible, but seemed to dissapear. Well, it's not like I had any hopes, said Ior The Old Grey Donkey.
In the fridge for an hour. When taken out, a transparent jello seemed to have formed in the bottle. Well figures, Ior thought again, all just shit. If Ior used the word "fuck" he'd be thinking "fucking polymerized piece of shit".
But I vacuum filtered anyway just to have a closer look at this gel. Could it be the cure for cancer?
But lo and behold!
Left in the Buchner funnel after sucking it off there was a solid thick layer of white, pasty precipitate. I scraped it into a crystallizing dish and let it dry för a little while. When I came back and stuck my nosy nose into the dish NOSTALGIA hit me like a KLF tune: it absolutely REEKED of that exact sickly flowery smell some really strong speeed used to have on the market in Europe. It got different names in different countries, but usually they all meant "Flower" anyway.
So now I actually got a bit interested and scientificcy. Had I made the contaminant that causes that disgusting flowery smell, or had I made flowery speed? (yes, I know thats speed WITH the contaminant in it. Plesae go away)
Relly, I didn't have any real drug reaction tests at home. Neither did I wish to wait any longer now for this goddamn son-of-a-bitch asshole pain-in-the ass batch. It was MIller Time.
"Well, cool cats die of curiosity, not old age" I thought and shoved half a smsll teaspoon into my mouth.
HORRIBLE, horrible horrible floral aroma and the usual bitterness of many chemicsls. Scientific note 1: I didn't die during the first minutes of ingesitng it. No organ seemed to critically fail.
So bioassay:
1. 8:22 PM. Half a teaspoon of disgustingly floral-smelling unknown homebrewed salt, with unknown amounts of contmainations or toxicity ingested on empty stomach. This is what's known in scientific circles as "Very Very VERY Stupid".
2. Contemplate my decisions in life. Was my old girlfriend right all along? Am I a complete and utter idiot? Well I might be, but I'm not dead yet.
3. 8:45. Nothing more. Just the grey sludge of self doubt and frustration of failure.
4. 8:55 You know, this thing my girlfriend is telling me about her day sounds really damn interesting! We need to discuss this further, Theres lots of angles to it.
5. 9 PM about. You know, just about everything I think about is really really interesting and should be brougth up for discussion really. But I think I should probably shut up for a while, however incruciating it is.
6. 9.20. Ok. Now the goddamn FOOTBALL on TV is interesting. I AM OFFICIALLY HIGH AS FUCK, Sports are for retards and people who writes with caps. Better fake a yawn and a stomach ache and claim a need to sleep alone tonight. Cause there won't be any sleep tonight unless under full anesthesia. Beacause the hairs on the back of my neck stand up now.
7. 9.30 PM ---> 8 Am and beyond.
Small hairs standing up and pleasant chills running through my body continues for like 1-2 hours.
I wrote three articles, two porn novels, chattted with people on certain social forum until they bannned me, I catalogued everything on my hard drive really neatly. REALLY. NEATLY.
Wrote another skeleton article. Found a good porn site. The end.
This is probably the most potent speed i have ever consumed. 24 hours and I'm still jacked. I'm starting to get to the point where some diazepams can actually help me sleep, maybe, but if I'd taken those yesterday I'd probably only get really bad balance and fall over stuff- while doing all of the above.
TLDR: I made a-oil through teh NaBH4/copper route and thought it was shit. Tried acidfying it, got jelly-like solution. Jelly became salt in vacuum buchner. Salt smells sickeningly flowery. Some idiot ingested it to try it and is now writing very long messages 24 hours later. Very potent speed!
BBIT WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE GODDAMN FLOWERS?
Or not flowers really. Like some really baaaad chemist from some eastern European country that always has singers that looks like wannabe porn actresses attend the Eurovision tried making a smell for a toilet cleaner that he'd call "Flowery". That kind of flowery. The bad kind.