hey guys, I'm interested to know if there's any guaranteed way to pass a drug test. I don't think that the advertised detox supplements can do any good, so I'm wondering if anyone knows any method that I can use to pass a drug test.
Question Does anyone know how to efficiently pass a drug test?
- Thread starter sentinel24
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There are two approaches - detox and biomaterial substitution.
can you please elaborate my friend? I intend to use mdma and cannabis next weekend (haven't used since 2022 any substance) and the day after I might be asked from my job to do a drug test. So, any good advice is appreciated
- By HIGGS BOSSON
In this case, you need to keep clean urine in reserve for the drug test. It is impossible to remove metabolites in a day in any way
What kind of test? Urine sample? Hair? Saliva? Lots of ways to pass, depends on which test and how it gets taken.
i dont recomend detoxing your body with all sorts of those "trust me" type suppliments or protocalls on the body. ive legit done them all.... from literally believing it would be safe to drink a teaspoon of bleach, to drinking a unsafe ammount of water to delute the accuracy of the test, to drinking cranberry juice for 2 weeks every meal. 100% best thing i ever did was just sewing a crotch patch to hold a fake piss bottle. only people ive had 'watch' are rehab places and probation
If you know whether or not they're going to look at your prick, that makes things a bit easier. If it is for a job or something that isn't authority based (meaning you're not in court or probation, obviously) then they are probably gonna walk you to a bathroom, hand you a cup, and be waiting outside with a temperature gun, before they seal it and send it off to a lab.
The way around this, and I've done it often, is to simply fill up a container of clean pee and keep it in the freezer to maintain freshness. You have a small container ~30ml or so, will be enough, and keep it in your armpit on the way to your test. This will keep it warm enough. The rest is self explanatory...
I have heard a method of having sodium hypochlorite (bleach) in some form and putting that in your dirty pee and this will destroy any alkaloid metabolites, but I have not tested it personally.
If they are going to check your prick and watch you pee, then beating that test is beyond me. I've never attempted it but they used to have a product called "the whizzinator" or something... just make sure you get the skin tone right.. and good luck.. :B
The way around this, and I've done it often, is to simply fill up a container of clean pee and keep it in the freezer to maintain freshness. You have a small container ~30ml or so, will be enough, and keep it in your armpit on the way to your test. This will keep it warm enough. The rest is self explanatory...
I have heard a method of having sodium hypochlorite (bleach) in some form and putting that in your dirty pee and this will destroy any alkaloid metabolites, but I have not tested it personally.
If they are going to check your prick and watch you pee, then beating that test is beyond me. I've never attempted it but they used to have a product called "the whizzinator" or something... just make sure you get the skin tone right.. and good luck.. :B
- By Noctis
ive never bought a wizzinator but i honeslty feel like theyre a waste of money and time ... unless of course you really do have a pecker checker, and if you really have one then theyre probably going to see your weiner looks not normal. sewing a pocket into the crotch of your undies is best imo. also in a pinch you can get some small gauge rope, poke a couple holes and then tie the bottle to the fabric in front of your penis.
bleach trick isnt worth doing .... none of the bleach tricks are good.
bleach trick isnt worth doing .... none of the bleach tricks are good.
